Hello friends, I’m “Congressman Dave Schweikert”*
You may know me from “Friends of David Schweikert” or from my personal PAC “Team Dave.”
Friends, I’ve been under quite a bit-o-stress lately and I’m using this blog to work through some of the things my consultants and / or lawyers probably don’t want me to talk about in public. Even though, obviously it’s all I can think about right now.
Lots of famous and wonderful Congressmen have been investigated by the House Ethics Committee - not just me. For example, everybody’s favorite Republican: Abraham Lincoln. Oh wait, that’s not true. Ok, how about Frederick Douglass? He’s doing a lot these days, maybe he’s being investigated by — no, he’s not?
So who am I with?
What’s that you say? Dennis Hastert? Oh gosh, anybody good? Tom DeLay and Mark Foley? :-(